Private Thoughts -prose-

Ok movie's over. Now, I'm bored. Hmm, if i move my right elbow like 'this' i can feel- NO! BAD HORMONES! NO PERVERTED THOUGHTS INVOLVING MY SISTER!
*Phert* *PHBBLRT!*
And it begins.
"'Scuse me."
"Hm, excused."
*Phoort* *Brap* *PRRRTT*
Well, that was strangely short for her. She's definitely eaten enough to produce more gas, so why...... No... let's not look a gift horse in the mou-
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Ouch, that was... normal. and now my ears are ringing. Hm? That's a new smell, smells like week old lemons...
"Hey, Ari?"
"Mmm?"
"Have you been drinking lemonade?"
"How did you know?"
The same way Rudolph guided Santa's sleigh.
"I used my nose."
"Oh... Um... Sorry about that."
Honestly, after 10 years of living with her gas she still apologizes for farting in front of me? Come on, if her fun bags were filled with air, that wouldn't be nearly half the amount of gas she cranks out daily. Hell she has more gas than that in her sleep!
"Ari, i'm using your butt as a pillow."
And it feels good, Now to convince her to let me use her breas-NO NO NO NO! STOP THINKING!!
"You've done that since we were kids, B."
And you've done the same with my ass.
"Exactly, if your gas bothered me, i'd have stopped."
Living, that is. Your butt-fumes can kill lesser beings.
"Oh, really?"
"Duh."
"Okay, then..."
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Nice one.
"Um.. What do you  you think, B?"
"I think someone just revved up a race car then let the air out of the tyres."
And it smells like a skunk crawled up you, had severe diahrrea and died.
"..."
"...Ari?"
"..."
"...You okay?"
"...eheh..."
...Oh, here it comes...
"...heheheHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!"
Another laughing fit... Wait for it...
HAHAHAHA- *PHROOOOOOT!!* -HAHAHAHA- *BRRRAAAAAAAP!!* -HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- *PPPPPPPRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTT!!* -HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH- *BBBBRRRROOOOOOTTTT!!* -HAHAHAHAHAHAHA- *UUUUUHHRRRRRRRPPPP!!!* -HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- *PPPPPHHHLLLLLBBBBRRRRRTTTSSSSSSBBBBRRRTT!!*
Whoa, a flood almost happened here.
"Ari?"
"Heheh, *urp* yeah?"
Hmm, Come to think of it, she rarely burps. Guess her gas is southward bound...
"Shouldn't you check yourself? That last one seemed a little... wet."
"Um... Does it bother you?"
"No, not really."
It's not like it'd be the first time you let loose in your pants. Honestly, girl. You have a colon like a self-reloading time bomb, when it blows you better be in a safe place, or there will be casualties.
"Then no."
"Alright."
I wonder if she'll fart again before i finish this-
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